There are about 300,000 CEOs in America. 1 was murdered in the past 20 years. 0.0003%.
There are 75 million kids under 18 in America. 500 were murdered in school shootings in the past 20 years. 0.0007%.
So it’s twice as dangerous to be a kid than a CEO, statistically.
This is hands down my favorite take so far
Yeah… I wasn’t so onboard with the murder cries abound, but this is warming my heart to it a bit
Reporter: [REDACTED]
Reason: Call for homicide
I don’t always respond to these reports, but when I do, there’s really only one reasonable response.They should probably have intruder safety drills at their place of work, just in case.
I heard from the wife of a guy I know that most CEOs are identifying as cats now and demanding to use litter boxes in the board room… Uh, it’s so woke and DEI and really just such a Marxist socialist CRT, Uh!
