[a character smokes a cigar while ranting] The way leftists hate us no matter what we do is irrational, they’re just jealous of success, I bet they’d find a way to hate us even if we stopped climate change and ended poverty

[the character walks away, cigar still in hand] Anyway, let’s go vote some laws to accelerate climate change and increase poverty

https://thebad.website/comic/jealous_of_success