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Researcher: “Well, you see, when hippos run very fast, there are moments when their four limbs are in the air, it’s as if-”
Journalist: “HIPPOPOTAMOS CAN FLY!!! THE FUCKING HIPPOS FLY!!! A HIPPO JUST HIT THE PENTAGON!”
That’s why I sleep with a hippo net around my bed
Yeah they can fly when they poop and propeller-spin their tails.
Fly, my pretties! Fly!
Ahctually it’s not running unless all feet are off the ground at some point.
Just to chase flying pigs.
