Started life as a peasant, cucked a king, and helped (albeit unintentionally) weaken a monarchy in a way that led to revolution. Truly was doing the lord’s work.

I choose to believe he fucked the queen

of course he did; when you have a hog that big, everyone wants it and especially so for those who deny it. lol

The only thing better is to be a giant, unkillable sex wizard and not be remembered.