anachronist@midwest.social to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 months agoJeff's magic money machinemidwest.socialexternal-linkmessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1740arrow-down110
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minus-squareDrDominate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·9 months agoGenie never said they’d give me a 100M to spend in the first place. No way I’d be able to spend 100M that I don’t have.
minus-squareMiaou@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up9·9 months agoFind someone rich who would believe you have this pact with a génie, and promise them a 100% ROI. Thinking of it, that’s not the worst idea for a new sect religion…
minus-squareeldain@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoOr worse if he does, how do you prove to all the anti-money-laundering watchdogs you got free money from a genie? Will you be able to gain control over your instantly conviscated money in 30 days?
Genie never said they’d give me a 100M to spend in the first place. No way I’d be able to spend 100M that I don’t have.
Find someone rich who would believe you have this pact with a génie, and promise them a 100% ROI.
Thinking of it, that’s not the worst idea for a new
sectreligion…Or worse if he does, how do you prove to all the anti-money-laundering watchdogs you got free money from a genie? Will you be able to gain control over your instantly conviscated money in 30 days?