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My flexibility.

I was born handicapped, i don’t have xray vision.

I can’t afford a Mac

Web devs in 2024 be like

I don’t have a dick-sucking spine. Believe me, i’ve tried.

There are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I’m pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.

My dick

Every muscle in my body

I cannot code like this currently, because my girlfriend occupies my laptop with doing her yoga.

tuché?

Is this the “agile” development methodology that I heard so much about?

Lack of stupidity

I can’t type if I can’t see the keyboard.