“We want more money.” There, that’s the article.

Which one is that? Mario Kart?

I don’t think I’ve ever been this disinterested in a Nintendo console and I bought the WiiU. So far we have:

• Insane price tags: 80$ to buy games digitally? And 90$ for physical? This isn’t how you stop piracy, it’s how you start it.
• The tech demo costs money. Why? Sure, they explained why. Just not very well.
• That Nintendo-Denuvo deal from 2023 is still a thing. Thankfully, no games on the Switch have implemented Denuvo. With the Switch 2 coming out, I’m not certain this will remain the case.
• Far as I can tell, they did next to nothing to fix the joycon drift. The one big problem with the Switch 1.

Also, the launch titles are kind of sparse. Most are rehashes of existing Switch 1 games, with two or three exceptions. Not for me, I guess.

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If he does take it over, what will he name it, though? He already has X.com. ReddiX? Rexxit? …Y.com?

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Or Todd for short.

What’s the third logo? I recognize the rest, but not the rotated blue G or whatever it is.

Yes, PLEASE! Even without the whole Sieg Heil debacle Twitter is ass to use if you’re not a registered user. Same with Meta & co.

I vote for a rebrand of MAGA: Make America Go Aryan.

Shoutout to the laughing emoji for telling me this is funny, otherwise I would not have noticed.

I was kinda hoping for a smaller console, not a larger one.

What, do you think Nintendo is made of money?

What’s the beef here? I’m out of the loop.

Well, DAN, if you were more supportive of bins, maybe they wouldn’t be so blue.

I hate it. For starters, I want to echo a common sentiment in the comments: the way it was taught data seems just so wildly unethical to me. The authors and artists whose works were stolen deserve a paycheck and I mean big time.

Don’t get me wrong, it does cool stuff too. Being able to recognize birds and plants and being able to proofread your texts, stuff like that? That is pretty cool.

But what pisses me off is how much “white noise” it generated on the internet, if you know what I mean. It depends on the search engine, but I’ve caught myself typing -ai_generated or some-such in the search bar just to find something that an actual human made. The search results are just so polluted with this shit. And, of course they want to put AI in everything. Ovens, CPUs, pillows, you name it. I don’t want it. Make it go away.

That it only comes once a year?

Like, now? No way. I would choose to continue my unborn existence. However, if I could choose a time period, that would be a different story.

I used to not like Funko Pop, but that changes today. I now loathe them.

Purpose?