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Being conceived
Cat decided to sneak in and lick my foot. Wasn’t expecting that so it made me tense up and I slammed my head into a wall hard enough that we had to stop
I read about a guy who, whilst shagging, felt his balls get tickled, so he told his partner to keep doing whatever she was doing…she said her hands were tied up….looked down and it was the dog.
I called this girl mom once.
Not sure if funny. I fell asleep. I was already so exhausted from the day, being an early riser and lots of cycling that day. I just remember blinking in and out of consciousness until she finally got me off of her and let me sleep through the night.
She didn’t hold it against me.
