I’ll start…
- Thank you for calling Buttplugs Anonymous
- If you need help inserting your device, press 1
- If you need help removing your device, press 2
- If you cannot locate your device, please call 911
- If you’re still on the line scammer, fuckoff.
I’ll start…
By answering then muting the mic.
Costs them a couple cents in call costs and a little time as the wait for me to say anything. Eventually the calls stop because after enough invalid answers the number is marked as bad.