I’ll start…
- Thank you for calling Buttplugs Anonymous
- If you need help inserting your device, press 1
- If you need help removing your device, press 2
- If you cannot locate your device, please call 911
- If you’re still on the line scammer, fuckoff.
I’ll start…
Learning swear words in Hindi and just letting them have it. Better than therapy. Call them untouchable, it’s scathing.