I will abolish Tuesday and Thursday. A week will be five days, with three work days. A year will be 73 weeks.
Everyone leave me the hell alone. That’s it. That’s the whole package.
Age verification for religious sites.
Anyone who fails to return their shopping cart to the cart corral will be subject to their choice of:
- $500 fine (or equivalent in local currency)
- a week in jail
- 100 hours community service
- 24 hours in a pillory
Be excellent to each other.
I will abolish all nations.
I will eliminate all debts that occurred prior to me taking office.
I will execute everybody who had a personal fortune greater than the equivalent of $10 million, and redistribute their wealth to the poor as a one time redistribution of wealth.
I will institute a planetary currency called the credit where one credit is the value of one hour of unskilled labor, and I will make minimum mandatory multipliers on that value based off of education and time in duty.
I will also make it so that everybody on the planet has a minimum of six weeks of paid vacation every year. And if they do not take it, they need to submit a letter in writing to their local community office justifying why they did not take their vacation.
Taxes will pay for all medical care worldwide. No one will pay a penny at the hospital.
On second thought, instead of execution, I will allow everyone to purchase their lives in exchange for every bit of value above $10 million dollars or the equivalent of theirs that they possess.
