The scammer, seeing every Westerner saying “pull the trigger, pussy”

“Let’s make a deal. I’ll kill myself, and we can split the bounty?”

Ha! Jokes on you, I welcome my assasination.

This must be the work of enemy stand.

plot twist: the marine biologist is a Nigerian prince.

Khalifa,

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know why you are asking. If you are looking for closure, I can tell you that I won’t give you any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let this go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and you will know what a Marine Biologist does.

Regards

Why would an assassin go after a Marine Biologist? Does OP happen to be Dirk Pitt?

Such a weird email. Would be hilarious as a skit and the evil doer responds and is like ‘Yes, 100 percent I am evil and you should assassinate me. Please do so with haste.’

Jotaro? Is that you?

Shamoon-AH!