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The bank robbers escaped by releasing themselves to the police and saying they were hostages.
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It was the dog
She makes shoes
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There were never any WMD’s.
When I was a teenager, I was seeing X-Men 3 in theaters. A man comes in late and sits next to me. He points at Jean Grey and asks:
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“Did she kill the professor yet?”
And, the answer was, no, that did not happen yet. 😤
I trolled some random kid in the theater by telling them DJ was Rey’s father, which he isn’t
That spoiler does happen in X3 though lol. But I remember telling some young relatives that Kylo Ren was Luke Skywalker after Force Awakens came out. He was despondent. I really regretted making the joke. Like he was just straight up laying on the floor staring at the ceiling. I thought it was obvious he wasn’t Luke so I thought it was a funny thing to say.
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The butler did it


