You know someone’s toddler took the controls for the platypus design.
“I want a duck…but you can milk it. Poison! Like bad bad sting. BEAAAVER tail.”Powerful homermobile energy.
Life has convergent evolution. It’s like when devs on different branches solve the same problem over and over again without telling anyone else or merging back to main so no one else has to code the same shit over and over again.
When you add a bunch of libs to the project but only use one function from each.
To be honest, as someone who only very tangentially works with git – it fucking scares me.
When I first saw a platypus in person I was amazed by how small they where. They seem bigger in most photos.
When the project contains decades-old legacy code, but it still works in modern environments.
Decades old code that only there because if removed it breaks everything, but does nothing otherwise.
That’s not the platypus, that’s crocodiles and sharks
test in production:
welp turns out it actually works fine, suck it losers
LOL how about horizontal gene transfer, and Eukaryotes being a merger of Alphaproteobacteria (and cyanobacteria for the photosynthesizing ones) and Asgard Archea.
It’s all interconnected, intertwined, nature man! Holobionts and shit.





