Oh, in my head? Sorry, I don’t have the creative mindset for that.

I did hear someone explain to me in all seriousness at one time while I was working jn IT that her computer was slow and must have felt tired [the computer] in the morning because she forgot to put it to sleep the night before.

One of the stupidest person I ever met.

The worst thing is, I lost my job because of one of her stupid mistakes for which she blamed me, and the boss needed a fall guy so he could keep her around.