That’s up there with, the deer isn’t crossing the road, the road is crossing the forest. Always good to embrace new perspectives.
It’s like people who say “you need to be self sufficient” or “I’m self sufficient (and I don’t need welfare”. I always ask “do you boil your own water” obvious they say no then I have to point out that you’re reliant on water company or city to clean water for you.
It makes it clear that even the things in water are out to fuck your shit up
Also, penis fencing.
You can just plant hedges dude. I bet your neighbors think you are the weirdest
And since we’re organisms living in a colony on a planet floating amongst the cosmos you’re an alien. Just not alien to this planet that we know of
Uh, negative, I am a meat popsicle.
I am alien wildlife. I am alien wildlife
That’s not what “wild” means…
We don’t need to know what you do with your partner behind closed doors.
And you REALLY don’t need to know what I do with closed doors behind partners.
Those cute ducks are super rapey, and they have monstrous Cthuloid torture penises
don’t look it up
Cats can have multiple partners (the same day)
I found out by walking in on them
Cadette, if you’re reading this, your mother and I are very disappointed in your behavior
(Nah, but seriously though, it’s for genetic reasons, it’s actually quite a cool thing)
So what I can too
In theory 😔
There are more stars in the observable universe than there are grains of sand on all the beaches on earth.
