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I would buy a brick house on top of a forested hill. My nearest neighbor would be a 20-minute drive away.
I would work on my magnum opus of tabletop rpg rules, which I would convert into a video game.
I would commission art and fund the construction of shrines to the four tezcatlipocas.
Fund owl habitat preservation.
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Start a vegan commune.
I’m a developer and I love it, but hate the current state of the field. I would quit my job and start my own company. It would be a lot less scarry if I didn’t have to worry about making money. I could just make the things I wanted.
Exchange it for Euros
Same.
5 Million? O.K. let’s roll.
60K for university education, should be plenty.
40K go to paying various bills for friends and family
100K for various charities
1.8M go to building a non-profit high tech eco commune in Argentina or a similarly climatically stable place with features inspired by FM 2030’s book Upwingers in regards to future living
300K go to anti-militarist causes
500K go to various vegan groups
200K go to building school projects in developing regions
1M are invested into a photovoltaic power station from which I will extract a $6000 rent p.a. max with the rest of the proceeds going to a fund for disabled people and disadvantaged youths
Last million:
100K for travels
100K for a communal homelab that provides hosting for FLOSS and anti-conservative politics
200K for hackspaces
250K for unions, they better have some conviction though
350K for cruelty free research on rare diseases
5mill could pay a lot of poor people to hurt rish people…
I’d retire.
Exchange them with euro.
i’d fund a militia to start guerrilla warfare against the bourgeoisie.
Hire a fiduciary and pay off my debts, which I think currently is just my mortgage.
I wouldn’t quit my job straight away. I like my team and I’m learning rapidly having them around.
Travel more, and invest in my hobbies, picking up a couple others that currently are out of reach.
The remaining
14.5 million would grow.Use the “4% Rule”, this would be an inflation adjusted $200K per year every year (more or less, the “4% Rule” is more of a great observation than a rule).
I would live on a third, give a third to my family, and a third to local organizations.
Probably the first thing I would do is to exchange them for gold-backed currencies.
I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: ten chicks at the same time, man.
I’m not sure how I would distribute them. I just want one at each limb, one works on my scalp and neck, and one on my sore back and shoulder. Still it sounds very crowded. Let’s just have two.
Immediately invest a million into China directly for Chinese citizenship, then 4 million via wealth management companies so I and my children can live off of dividends for the rest of time in China.
Even 1% dividend monthly on 4 mil is $40,000 a month.






