How do I get a grant to do this kind of research

Biggus Dickus

The title was the best part

Heat affected zone on that sword is fucking ridiculous. Sure, you made it harder, but it’ll shatter more easily, too.

You may not like it, but this is what peak evolution looks like.

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Thought about making shirts with that printed on the front during first year calculus.

Would be super easy to make a LaTeX document on Overleaf just for the Internet points

Ok so game plan: eat some limes, wait three days, take a shit, profit

But seriously, though, thank you for this story. It will be difficult not to think of this every time I bite my nails now.

Biting my nails

Overleaf is the shit, I love that site so goddamned much

Isn’t that just capacitance?

I thought it had to do with Indian food

I like Paul Erdős’s usage of “epsilon” to refer to children

That poor, sad little paper

Science is green. Math is blue.

I’m aware of my other consciousness. She’s cool. I try to be more like her.

I know what a vector is in computer science; do you know why it’s named that?

NO

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