Wouldn’t have an alternative to Reddit without it—so, by all means

What does this tell us of the teeth that your average escargot enjoyer has?

If you’re not trying to do anything dodgy and just want to keep your money in more than one currency, some modern banks like Revolut let you do that kind of thing with the ease of an app.

If we’re talking about significant sums of money, you probably want to be looking more at a trading account or even a stockbroker. Tbh, if we’re in that territory, you should be talking to a qualified accountant who will be able to give you the best advice for you.

Oh hey, who’s this spider in the corner of my house

House spider

Oh okay.

Adds NIF genes

oh no

Edit: no we’re cool, some plants already do this

What gets us uncontrollable foliage?

Just asking for a friend

This is either a beer snack or mental illness

Is it just me that sees double strikethroughs on the dollar symbol hilariously childish?

what is this? I googled and found nothing

Ah I got my history slightly wrong, she bathed in donkey milk and just liked asps (a kind of snake)

Maybe coconut water or aloe vera gel, I imagine it’d feel weird but probably not regrettable.

I guess we’ve got to beat Cleopatra as our baseline with her bath of asp milk.

Marmite would probably veer into the regrettable category, and I’m saying that as a marmite enjoyer

Honestly if you’re not putting the internet and the general proliferation of personal computers and then smartphones in the “truly innovative” category, then I’m not sure anything will make the cut—I’d make the argument that both are more innovative than flight which is something we can observe in nature.

Not wasting time

The meaning of life is to enjoy it.

You do you fam, and keep doing it

ActivityPub seems like the wrong tool for this job

You’re more looking for a decentralised distributed file system/object store as the base for this.

And it’s going to require a lot of participants in the network to get to the storage capacity and redundancy necessary for it to function well

Con man? CEO? Hedge fund manager?

But seriously, generally anything having an exponential return in this world is pretty unusual and generally not guaranteed if it’s a desirable outcome.

Particularly in a capitalist economy, the business only has to pay you just enough to not leave for a competitor, they don’t need to pay you the true value of your ability unless you’re basically the only person on the planet with the necessary skills.

On the flip side, in booming industries that require specific skills such as tech, you can generally get a pretty linear progression for a while before it plateaus in a good number of organisations.

Where have I seen this before, and does it involve Mario Kart?

Died of teeth

Not really sure what I can add to that

Naaaaah let’s not

Weird, why am I getting Bezos vibes when everyone else sees Elon

GROND!

Huh, didn’t know I understood German

Edit: oh I just made OP’s joke again

The heat is migratory, it’s flown south for winter