http://catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html

For anyone who hasn’t heard of the “Magic Switch.”

Have you tried pairing them with peanut butter, and possibly a couple slices of bread? I like both peanut butter bananas, and peanut butter and banana sandwiches, but don’t care for bananas by themselves.

Yahweh’s original name was El. In the Canaanite pantheon he was a god of war and death. The Israelites did their best to get away from that, but that is the god they decided to make “the only god.”

Username checks out?

I used to like Foamy

The reflected sound of underground spirits.

Echo-gnomics

I do not do anything but sleep in my bedroom. My phone charger stays in the living room. When I feel tired, I lay down and basically turn off for four to five hours. I have no issues getting to sleep, but I can’t stay asleep for a “normal” 6-8 hours. My body won’t do it.

To quote Ron White: You can’t fix stupid.

Pretty sure you guys have bought all our good toys, except the F-22. We won’t let that thing out of the hanger.

M:TG I hope?

Ha Ha!

This seems to imply that Linux makes your computer produce oil

Fair enough, and yes. Education should definitely be on the list

Housing should be on that list as well

Clearly a Shellmet

It’s a sour bitter smell. Hard to describe, but I know it when I smell it. I fled to the SW US to never smell them again

I can smell a single bedbug. That smell is terrifying

I don’t know about him being a sexual predator, but he did talk about eating cats a lot

I use stones now, but when I was learning to sharpen my knives, I used a Lansky Sharpening Kit. I learned the angles and what the stones do from the kit, and bought some good stones from Japan.

For my American friends, don’t bother with the stones at Harbor Freight. That’s the one tool that I have found that is just going to cause more frustration trying to use it, rather than just buying a good one.

I would highly recommend Portal and Portal 2 as primers for basically all your 3D games. Not only did Yahzee give The Orange Box in general a glowing review, but they teach you basic gaming mechanics almost intuitively.