Reminder that The Lay of Nimrodel is written in common meter, so you can sing it to the Gilligan’s Island tune.

Edit: If you want a serious tune to perform it with, I just remembered House of the Rising Sun also works.

Ooh baby, do you know what that’s worth?

DULLARD for cheat mode on SNES and I think Genesis Mortal Kombat.

Mark Twain. I don’t even care if he isn’t resurrected in this scenario.

Because otherwise we wouldn’t have Walter Murphy’s “A Fifth of Beethoven”.

Shadow Madness on PS1. Unlikable characters, incoherent story, bad graphics, and boring gameplay. It was like someone drew a better JRPG from memory.

Turnwise and widdershins

I could be down for small beer being the main thing we drink.

I have been called a pig, and I am frequently in a pickle. I feel so represented.