I genuinely believe everyone should serve some sort of customer service role at least once in their life.

That does indeed look like a succulent Chinese meal.

I watched it last night. I’m still trying to get my head around positive pressure vacuum.

Kinda looks like this Elden Ring boss.

I can confirm it’s not. I always get this warning whenever I do a fresh install of Windows 10 and try to install Chrome.

You can’t have deoxyribonucleic acid without dihydrogen monoxide. 100% of people who have ever come in contact with it have died!

If they’re so smart, why haven’t they invented fire yet hmm?

If this came from a coworker: 😀

If this came from management: 😡

For me it’s more kicking me while I’m down. I do not need a new windshield right now, life!

Anybody know what hydrogen and helium say?

What do all of these trees have in common to collectively be called “yew”?

Tomorrow

That guy on the left being the size of a crocodile is a terrifying thought.

This reads like “task failed successfully”

Better than beans and Stroganoff.

…I think.

I wouldn’t, but I would download a hospital with said receptionist and doctor and wife.

I’m gonna play them a song on the world’s smallest violin.

Nothing wrong with dining alone, I think.