Fuuuuuck the flat earthers were correct and the earth looks delicious.

I want some of that sweet sweet magma…

\o

Sad high five indeed lol

I never hit snooze. I get up once my alarm goes off.

Probably helps that I sleep like absolute shit and was already tossing and turning anyway lol

very few whales, not 0. That’s something I want to see!

I was always pretty interested in geology, but I knew that the only secure work would be for oil companies so I never went for the degree…

I was always really interested in gems and minerals, but admiring them isn’t a job, and photography in that field is insanely specialized and not exactly a reasonable goal to shoot for, so I never got that degree…

I was also always really interested in astronomy, but there’s literally no work in that field at all so I didn’t go for the degree…

I never “found myself” because all of my interests either has you working for “the enemy” or there just weren’t any jobs to be had. Now I’m stuck working in a factory and I have an upcoming job that’s for the Israeli military…

I want to end all my cream cheese conversations like this 40% off waffle iron:

Piss on carpet.

The argument we usually see in the US is some nonsense like “you’re comparing the left in America to the left globally, you can’t do that! They’re to the left of Republicans so they’re the left!”

…ughh…

It depends on what was needed at the time, but probably things like tools and housing. Obviously considering the time we’re talking about it would be very “primitive” lol

I’d probably be something of a builder/ “engineer.”

I’m not actually an engineer, but I have a knack for utilizing what I have around me or simple enough objects to serve other goals. I suppose I’m what people used to call a Macgyver or “mechanically inclined.”

NASAs “habitat words observatory” was ment to be the next major telescope after the Roman space telescope, and was meant to have its primary function be the search for extraterrestrial life which would help tremendously with these kinds of situations.

Was being the key word as apparently the shitbag GOP administration decided they want to axe ALL future telescope programs including the Hubble replacement Nany Roman… Scumbags.

October 2025: China will now face an ungabatillion percent tarrif! We can keep this going all day!

I’d invest in a CD at a credit union. No risk of loss and at least a 3-4% rate, or I’d park it in a high interest savings account. Some are even close to 5%. Then I’d ask for the same deal again next year and every year after lol

It’s just being a tiny tiny bit shamed.

I’m not ashamed, just a little shlarmled

Inconsideration. Drives me absolutely crazy.

Stupid things like being at work, someone uses the last of something and just leaves the empty box and tells no one that we’re out. To me that says “fuck you, someone else can clean this. I got what I need, the person who needs it next can say we need more.”

Time really. After a while none of the conspiracies played out, or I just “researched” enough on my own using actual legitimate sources as opposed to YouTube schmucks and learned how to reason things out.

Every article has the potential to be the first one someone is seeing. I think your post has within it an assumption that the same people read all the articles over and over. Even if some large percentage of the people reading it have already read previous articles there is some value in knowing “this is still happening, wow” in regard to Tesla, or “so that’s the stage of the case against Luigi were at now, ok.”

In a way it’s like finding new trees in the same forest.

I crossed out the end because half way through writing I forgot you weren’t talking about new information lol

(watching peaceful nature documentary)

Literally pass out from insanely intense panic attack…

Wtf body?

A fixer-upper.

“Coworker 4 - talking too much in general about any topic (they would just prefer I shut up tbh unless there is zero work)”

I am this person lol without knowing them at all I can say at least for this type of person I think the best thing to do is just be direct about work stuff, get to the point right away after the initial pleasantries of initiating the conversation. If they’re anything like me they might actually dislike conversation for similar reasons that you feel anxious. I just don’t have much to say other than strictly work related business and it stresses me out to be stuck in a “meaningless” conversation.

If coworker 1 really is “a bitch” then there isn’t all that much you can do, just treat her similar to coworker 4 and just accept that she might be judging you for stupid reasons. That’s more of a “her problem” than a you problem. As they say “you can’t make everyone like you.” but that doesn’t have to mean there’s anything “wrong” with you, some people just don’t mesh well.

Every day these people find a new way for me to hate them with a fucking burning passion.