Bees. So long as I stay on their good side they’re chill and they’ll protect me from the other options that want to eat me.

As an American, please do. Some humility would do us good.

A Furby.

180 seconds (3 minutes) is a hilarious overestimation of any fighter’s ability. Unless you’re counting the time it takes to bleed out.

You have the freedom to choose God or face an eternity of unimaginable suffering.

Okay but isn’t it the whole purpose of the rice, to be flooded with curry?

on Mercury and the entire sky is blazing sun

I’ve never thought about this and holy shit

Shedders? Do these people think vaccines are contagious?

Not to downplay the rest of her accomplishments but can’t you essentially buy your way onto the F30U30 list?

Objects like an unbreakable stick are still composed of atoms suspended in space and held together by the fundamental forces of nature. When you push on one end, the other end doesn’t immediately move with it but rather the object experiences a wave of compression traveling through it. This wave of compression travels faster than we can perceive but still cannot travel faster than light.

Look up why arrows bend after they’ve been released by a bow, it’s essentially the same mechanic.

That is until you learn that space spiders are invisible

Prions

If we’re talking 90+ percentile then no question I’d go with smarts and use it to have a big impact on some field of science. Otherwise I’d probably still pick smarts but it’s more of a tossup.

If I touch an ant I can certainly smell it on my finger but I wouldn’t be able to detect an ant in the room with me

Stardew Valley.

The sun could be gone but its influence would remain. Kinda like getting out of a pool and looking back to see the waves on the surface that you caused.

Winter is Coming - Light has been my main VS Code theme for years. Alas, no senior title yet…

I’ve got two monitors which mostly ends up meaning I have twice the amount of screen to lose application windows in.

Somebody on RuneScape back in the early 2000s threatened to report me if I didn’t tell them my password and so I reluctantly told them and immediately got locked out of my free, low level account :⁠-⁠(

Not to mention the fusion reaction triggered by an FTL foot connecting with said child’s backside would annihilate both parent and child immediately.