There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

I read this in the voice of the Titmouse outro from Adult Swim.

“You have my sword.”

“And my bow.”

“And my axe.”

“And MY VUVUZELLA.”

I was gonna say Albuquerque, because of the name itself, the weird Al song and Breaking Bad, but Roswell is way tinier.

I can’t agree harder. Unforgiven II killed that album for me. Such a letdown. This is Metallica? It’s more like an audio version of Ambien.

Both Load and Reload by Metallica. I had just discover The Black Album and was hoping for more of the same. I understand that some folks like em, but they just don’t do anything for me.

I’m partial to three, m’self.

LAPD raids an “illegal grow-op.”

“The Dip. Good choice.”

I am aware of the teaches of Peaches

“Actually, let’s not go to Mordor. Tis a silly place.”

“It’s ‘Sa-TAN,’ actually.”

“I swallowed the knife…”

MY personal favorite:

“Oh! Fuck me, Christ!”

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Is anyone keeping score on how many hostages the IDF has killed vs Hamas…?

You are a true connoisseur.

I read this in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.

🎵 Duff beer food for me

Duff beer food for you

I’ll eat some Duff!

You eat some too! 🎶