You’d be a lot taller and probably also faster (maybe not stronger). You’d become a god-king in no time. Or be killed as a monster.

Sharks are older than trees and the north star.

I mean, nothing on Mercury survives. At night it’s -170 degrees Celsius and +430 degrees at day.

I always thought that it just looks like they sink because their bodies are instantly vaporized at the point where they meet the lava.

Do they also get taught what communism actually is?

Speaking of raw milk, bird flu has just been disovered in it. Buckle up, the next pandemic is coming. Maybe it will go down in history as the MAGA flu. Or Trumps.

Cool, now I know how to call my spaceship in the next space game I’m gonna play.

Fair enough.

I call bullshit on that one. Santa is red and white because Coca Cola drabbed him in their colors for a marketing campaign and it catched on. Before that Santa was usually portrayed in white and green.

It’s literally Elrond in The Hobbit as far as I recall.

I’d say Tolkien is a bit inconsistent in how he portrays elves. In The Hobbit, they are more like frolicking, dancing and singing pixies and in LotR they are more ethereal and aloof like fey.

Jackson chose to stick to the fey aspect.

There it is, the long lost city of Atlanta!

Eh, it’s alright for what it is. It’s a sequel that’s mostly enjoyable and entertaining. And feels like classic Burton through and through. Catherine O’Hara and Michael Keaton are also obviously having a lot of fun.

The original script for the Matrix had the machines use human brains for data processing, but the Wachowskis were told by the studio to simplify it.

I mean we hear the sound of our blood rushing through the veins of our ears at all times, but our brain filters it out. That the “sound of the ocean” you hear when listening into a conch, it just amplifies the bloodwaves. Other fun stuff our brain does: Our eyes are actually perceiving the world upside down and with a blind spot right in the middle.

About 100 million. Probably more, since they had a whole thing with animated episodes to tell the lore already produced.

Videogame execs: Nobody wants singleplayer games! Let’s greenlight another PvP shooter!

Weird Al: good weird Trump: bad weird

It’s not rocket science.

That’s what I’ve been saying for years. “Superheroes” is a flavour, not a genre. Just like “cops” or “soldiers”. You can do any sort of movie genre with those flavours. The problem is that too often movie studios go with the safe option of “action comedy”.

In the same vein, sharks are older than trees.