No, you’re right, let’s better keep our ruler class’ pockets full. That won’t bite us in the ass.

which were originally caused by rightwing policies

Such as…

If you’re going to fold the paper, at least have the decency of pushing a pen through. The way Hollywood intended.

Nostrils, cigarette’s butts

The signs are everywhere!

With that mentality we’ll all become beehaw. The cesspool of don’t look at me funny.

Fahrenheit is better for weather

You’re just used to it. The rest of the world have 0 problems using it for weather.