Only if we give them supplemental oxygen as they lack the ability to manufacture and have little to no engineering education.

Don’t worry, atmospheric oxygen is too low to make gigantic spiders possible.

Yeah, because they are hebephiles and the pedoes defile the kid before they can.

He would just use you be looking at himself in the mirror while flexing the entire time.

At least they generate revenue.

Marketing, now that is a useless department with far too many people.

Last patent application diagram for a suicide device. Submitted by Subject 7322261, a toad who had gained sentience and super intelligence during gene editing trials concerning FOXo3 and SHANK3.

The left lane is for crime.

Proof of concept for device which allows for the transmission of video and audio stimuli to a subject’s brain for marketing purposes during R.E.M. sleep.

Fire a gun into the dirt as you walk out with the instructor.

Slightly related: My friend’s dad, a Palestinian immigrant, got his license and t-boned a car pulling out of the DMV’s lot. He got out of the car and ran away. I am not aware of him facing consequences from it, it was the 80s and he probably Arab mind-tricked anyone looking to deal with him.

Scout Master Kevin and Uncle Dave.

Usually on paper, a few times in sand, and more than a few times in the snow.

Fido

Why should you stop the hot chick at crystals and astrology? This is where you end up and you may not like it when she takes you there.

Virtual X-ray of the nature and cause of death of “Mr Hands”.

It would make more sense than consuming animal milk and could be a good revenue source for mothers

Only if their bedroom is dead. Otherwise Toyota, Honda or Telsa. Sometimes a Raptor or muscle car.

The Volvo station wagon types consider NPR and silence as foreplay for pre-gaming hate watching Twitter media of protests they “couldn’t” attend to.

We can do this, the problem is interface.

Right now, there is the possibility to have AI create exactly what you imagine, if you can convey what it is you want and have the processing power available to generate the output.

Without a psychic magic wish type interface, we fall short of being able to say “Do the thing” and get what we want. It takes a novel worth of outline to create a worthwhile output that meets expectations.

That being said, I would probably create a false reality to escape into in order to cope with the realities of a meaningless and pointless existence that is wrought from the apathy inherent to prolonged misery from existential dread and the general state of things.

Forced lobotomies and facial disfigurations.

Fix the bell curve in your favor.

Local grocery stores. There are mom and pop type ones in some places, but most are going to be chains these days. In a nearby town was a single location family owned grocery store that was very popular despite being just down the road from a major regional chain, it failed because the real estate market and shopping trends in COVID made it impossible for them to stay open; it is now a very busy Whole Foods. So small family owned grocery stores are dying.

The thing is that shopping entirely local is very hard to do and even harder to do if money is a concern. You have to make compromises like driving twice as far or spending twice as much.

Those boutique stores are often failing because they can’t compete unless the town is a tourist spot or there is a wealthy enough population for bored housewives to have their operating costs subsidized.

If you really want to go local, meaning locally produced products, then you will have to do your shopping online or contact the company to see if their products are in any stores.

That is not domesticated. It has dual passive income, no housing costs, and a source of free meals that is more convenient than eating said source of meals. That thing will maul somebody if the arrangement is no longer convenient and aligned with it’s interests.