The fact I don’t have chocolate right now

Grass is easier to maintain by itself

Hear me out

King Trump be like

Both

True

Forgot to name it Sanic the Tortoise

It’s a blackhole

Not really, because what they did in hard physical labour we do in hard mental labour. And both types of hard labour exist at the same time nowadays anyway.

Download more ram /s

All of them (cop out answer, but its true, you have to be ruthless to be effective.)

Aside from your mother

Idk

It could be the case that coworker 3 wants to help you, but is unable to, and that makes them feel really bad. And I think that talking about serious topics with too much emotion can be off-putting for a discussion. And can communicate the heightened level of emotion you’re displaying.

Just don’t say anything I wouldn’t say. I wouldn’t care about leaving large gaps between subjects if you need to think beforehand, because it’ll take the focus away from the subject and onto “being in your own head”. If the pausing is after literally every sentence then it might be that the conversation just naturally isn’t going anywhere. (E.g. the other person doesn’t want to talk, there’s no conversational threads, no more information needs to be added, its just a statement that needs no reply.) But if its like this all the time everyday with everyone then maybe speak to a speech therapist (or someone who can help with speech impediments, or could get a referal from your doctor). Coworker 4 is an example of not letting they’re personal and professional lives intermix. I think that talking to your coworkers about your struggles all the time is emotionally draining even if you didn’t mean to, put yourself in their shoes, if someone would talk about their problems repeatedly to you, wouldn’t you get tired eventually? Not sure about coworker 3 asking “are you OK” because I don’t know their vibe from the post, it could be everything from: the standard “hello” “hi” interaction to “you seem like you want to talk” (but I lack context to understand if its a positive or negative vibe.)

The fluffy monster from Monsters vs Aliens

Bring this back

I’ll let you know when I get there

I don’t enjoy gaming anymore

I make my switch run android and summon demons by not getting enough sleep