As if thats not bad enough, someone wrote an entire book that contains the exact date and manner of my death and put it in the library of babel.

I didn’t expect the spanish inquisition!

Leave them be, everyone goes through an experimental phase. They’re just working themselves out. Give them time.

It only took a couple billion monkeys a few million years but one did eventually write out the full works of Shakespeare

The human race is often thought of as communicating primarily on a vocal basis. however, they also possess an extremely complex and sophisticated language based on gestures. For example, the simple gesture of raising the index and middle finger with the palm inwards can convey the complete sentence: “up yours Frenchie, I still have all my fingers”

I was going to say, forget 400km, try 8.5 light minutes lol

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.