Oh fuck no. For my entire life I’ve resented having to be alive. You try being a suicidally inclined 7 year old and see how you like it. The fact that it’s impossible to ask someone if they want to be born is enough for me to never want to have kids, always had been. Forcing existence and cognizance on a human being is unspeakably fucking cruel.

Reminds me of how the local government forced my dad to retire early (public works employee). It makes me want to see every water main he ever fixed crack open again. At the exact same time.

I’ve long said that for anyone guilty of a capital crime, death was far, far too merciful. Honestly we need to start trying these rich healthcare exec bastards for manslaughter.

He needs a squirrel-sized Iron Man suit.

Deez

America, home of the brave and land of fucking around and finding out.

A tree is like a quiet roommate, but makes a huge mess before leaving to travel internationally for half the year.

Here in Illinois is Woodstock, at ~25,600 (2020 per Wikipedia). It was the town where Groundhog Day was filmed. There’s even some small road signs here and there mentioning it for the rare tourist who comes to see it. Smallest place in the state I can think of, though there’s smaller towns that have been used for movies.

Some upcoming off-brand Hallmark x-mas movie will feature local tourist trap town Long Grove IL, pop ~ 8,300 (2020 per Wikipedia). The director grew up near there so knew about it and thought it’d be perfect for his movie.

You can’t break the law of there’s no law to break.

I get a kick out of the idea that the apes were trying to warm off the humans because the traps are dangerous. Proof that they’re able to tell the difference between human poachers and humans they either know are good or that they’ve never seen before and are effectively “innocent” potential victims.

Ah yes. Definitely a hallucination. Nothing sinister going on here, nope.

God? Oh you mean the Tyrant. Yeah fuck that guy, he didn’t create shit.

Yeah but I thought about this I realized that whenever somebody vanished from the snap it would leave behind a slurry of gut microbes and a (different looking) dust from all of the skin mites, microbes, and stuff that just live all over the human body. Meaning the aftermath would have been even messier.

Sure. I mean death still comes one to a customer and I’m no different.

Y’all = you all, which is gender neutral.

Also that map is missing the Chicagoland y’all exclave.

Yeah I probably made one in Spore once.

She looks like she’s on the worst first date ever.

If I want to play a factory game where you need to build defenses I’d go play Factorio and maybe stab myself in the throat a little because that’s about how fun having to deal with enemies in a factory game is.

TFW ancient cave paintings look more lifelike than medieval paintings.