I always wondered what’s going on in RFK Jr’s head.

If I was surrounded by violent sexual predators like that, my fight, flight, or freeze would be activated, too.

When the robo-bunnies get invasive, we’ll send in robot coyotes, etc.

The band Gay for Johnny Depp has a song that ends with the line, “if you’ve never read a newspaper and you want to be all you can be, join the army.”

I once sat next to a family from our local car dealer commercials in a restaurant and they spent the entire time talking about their recent trip to Paris. The whole conversation was about how the food wasn’t American enough and the cable at the hotel didn’t have their shows. Nothing about sights or culture or experiences.

My tag team partner Yahweh and I are about to turn your firstborn into 24-in pythons, Brother!