I had a buddy who teed himself up for your mom jokes constantly. I swung and hit pretty much every time.

One evening he had enough and blew up. “God, you’re such a dick! You must be the biggest dick in the fucking world!”

“Well, I fit in your mom just fine, so I don’t see what the problem is.”

Building bombs is shameful.

Knapping.

Wait, I mean napping.

God, lemmy sucks at memes

The people who don’t like predator reintroduction are very different than the people who don’t like hunting.

Sanitation is being put out to Pasteur

I’ve lived in Boulder and can say definitively that the neighbors are narcs.

When you work with christian fanatics (i.e., anywhere in the US) in an office that “respects religious diversity,” bullshit cultural norms are enforced.

I work out of an office within sight of a megachurch- and spend as much time in the field as possible.

“Get Off Your Damn Phone.” “Slow The Fuck Down.”

One of the signs said “Slow The Fuck Down.”

Can someone ban this homophobe already?

Bindweed too

The first book was a Roald Dahl ripoff, and I enjoyed it for that. Everything was downhill from there.

People on reddit understand that memes are supposed to be funny/clever, at least.

Dale/glen???

The magnet and the metal plate pull each other, so all the pull forwards is cancelled out by the pull backwards.

Supplements suck that way, sorry. I’ve found a couple brands that work for me (Nature’s Way, Horbäach), but I’m no supplement expert. I’d try to find a mid-price option that didn’t seem too sketchy.

As for nootropic stacks and whatnot: never heard of them, although they seem interesting. I personally take 2g of tyrosine along with vitamin D and a vitamin B complex (plus a couple medical rx). I would start at 500mg-1g, and add more after a week if you felt you needed to. I have taken tyrosine with omega 3s but never regularly; I didn’t notice an interaction at the time.

Tyrosine. It’s a dopamine precursor. By itself, it mildly increases focus just enough to get non-preferred tasks started. It also makes completing tasks much more rewarding, which can start a positive feedback loop that leaves your space much more livable/less depressing.

Laser printers don’t burn anything. They make static on paper that ink/toner clings to.

And he can have one once he stops playing all the notes.