Maybe like a one million dollar fine? That’s a lot of money, you know.

Is OP stupid?

Edit: Wtf OP was right after all?!

I love everything about this.

Their spouses be like: “Please don’t catch it, please don’t catch it, please don’t catch it, please don’t catch it.”

Edit: Huh huh, just like with humans . Am I right fellas? 👴

My calculator says -2² = -4, so yeah…

Shouldn’t it be “Can you at least look …” instead of “Can’t you at least look …”?

I thought this was the creepy green alien plant stuff from Creepshow. And I’m still somewhat convinced this is actually the joke they’re making.

I don’t care, you’re not to use static!