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Cake day: August 17th, 2023

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  • If Rust is going to happen, then it’ll happen.

    How can it happen if individual maintainers say they’ll do everything in their power to keep Rust out of the kernel? There’s fundamentally no way forward. The R4L devs already gave every commitment they could, but some maintainers fundamentally don’t want it.

    And before anyone brings it up: no, the maintainers weren’t asked to touch Rust code or not break Rust code or anything else.



  • but now this is affecting the functionality of the app

    This shit irks me so much, because it keeps happening!

    There’s this feature that makes your address bar randomly auto complete sponsored URLs instead of your actual history. Pretty fucking annoying to type n and have Netflix pop up, even though I don’t use it.

    When you disable this “feature”, it still breaks your autocomplete! Now instead of suggesting Netflix, it just sometimes doesn’t suggest anything before I continue typing.

    If you must add these anti-features to pay for your CEO, at least don’t break the app when it’s disabled!


  • There has been a warning issued for your district, Tom Brady has been sighted. Keep your doors locked and your cups covered.

    If Tom Brady knocks on your door, above all: Don’t reply. Don’t make a sound. Don’t cry, weep or even sweat. Hide, and pray, for he can sense any fluids on your skin.

    We’d like to issue a correction. In our previous story, we’ve stated that Tom Brady can sense fluids on the outside of a person. We’ve received confirmation that Tom Brady has now developed the ability to sense them on the inside as well. May God have mercy on us all, for Tom Brady has none.