FuglyDuck

Show this meme to a grammarian and they explode.

And then they start spinning in their graves, haunted by the tortured grammar.

Which, then, you can hook up a genset and get free energy, breaking physics.

Squirtle Squirt Squirt!

I like to export the failing onto other people, though.

gravity doesn’t really care who tries to disprove it, they still go splat.

Dividing by zero?

But if you don’t look in side 2 billion years later, it’s both U-235 and lead-207!

you’ve reminded me of an old joke that is only tangentially- and quite ephemerally- relevant.

Do you know why, in the Business Professionals Baseball League, the Accountants always win?

because the last time they lost, they started chanting " 2, 4, 5, 8, Who do we Depreciate!"

Opportunistic Lab Intern:

“While you’re all debating if it’s half full or half empty I drank it. Now it’s empty.”

Apparently, I obey the golden ratio.

I was also under the impression that the captive wolves were in mixed- that is forced- packs.

All the fighting that was observed came from that rather than any sort of natural behavior.

Looks a little steamed to me,

Wild turkeys are violent mofos.

The butterballs? Lol.

It’s well known that orcas pick up “games” that are basically fads. They find stuff to entertain themselves and keep at it until they grow bored of it.

Basically pre-internet humans.

The glass in fire extinguisher boxes, too.

Intrusion/entry seals. Shipping seals.

Those cheap chopsticks from Chineese take out.

Sprues for any kind of casting or plastic molding.

Crumple zones in cars.

Bottle caps (the old school kind.)

Also…. Boobies.

And the peppers that troll the fuck out of your temperature receptors?

I have to assume some of them are fiction.

mostly because it seems a little improbable. Like turning skin transparent? … why…?

It should be noted that, aside from petty human concerns like flooded roads and properties, beavers are much better at controlling flooding and generally protecting ecologies than humans.

Go watch Fringe. It’s probably one of those.

Dennis is the cool neighbor that always shares his weed. And the squid is a master mixologist who’s just waiting to take your order.

The, glowy rope thing… kinky, but seriously not worth it.

hmmm. I think I’d go with centipedes. For sheer creep-factor. (more than 8 legs is just excessive.)