Brennan Lee Mulligan, would love to just geek out about ttrpg theory with him for 6 hours.

Is drinking from the garden hose actually considered dangerous nowadays? I thought that was just a Boomer meme.

“I’m not a good Person” by Pat the Bunny

I only respect the opinion of Tom Bombadil and his hot wife, Goldberry.

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B A R R A L - 50 lives

His crime is one of the reasons we find him attractive. It’s not being overshadowed it’s being celebrated.

What’s a little slaying between kin?

I would like to believe this, unfortunately the large number of very old assholes seems to indicate otherwise.

Don’t look for Time Cube. That way lies madness.

It rhymes with Taylor Swift’s nickname

Was working during the debate, but caught a few seconds of it here and there while delivering.

Trump looked really tired, like he missed his afternoon bump.

Kamala looked like a fighter in her prime.

Just a shallow perspective from someone who tried to avoid the debate as much as possible.

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You’ve gotta drop another one for her

That works for “righty tighty, lefty loosey” as well

Political infighting on pseudonymous forums isn’t a science.

It’s a art.

He was cum drunk, that’s why he couldn’t shoot straight, lousy gooner.

At most corporate pizza places only a fraction of the delivery charge goes to the driver. My job, for example, charges $4.99 for delivery and gives the drivers $0.60.

The company that rented it to you, because fully self-driving cars won’t be for private ownership, they’ll just replace rideshare drivers.

Let’s see how harmless it is when I jam it in your compound eye Mr. Kleezorp

We learned many things from the mighty Egyptians, such as pyramid building, space travel… and how to prepare our dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.