Pictured: the same elf

Give me a million more like him and by god we’ll take this planet back.

“For Services provided on Mars, or in transit to Mars via Starship or other colonization spacecraft, the parties recognize Mars as a free planet and that no Earth-based government has authority or sovereignty over Martian activities. Accordingly, Disputes will be settled through self-governing principles, established in good faith, at the time of Martian settlement.”

From the SpaceX TOS. Oligarchs want to rule as kings on Mars, not as Americans.

Wait until you meet the ceiling spider

I grew up on Sagan. I’m not saying we should accept anything the way it is or not take inspiration from our achievements, just that we should not be prideful or expect any greatness from anyone.

We’re currently smarter than we’ve ever been in a lot of ways, but I find the smarter you are it only changes the kinds of mistakes you make.

I do agree that humans increase in value the more you value them, and vice-versa. Society should be structured around maximising “human capital”, so to speak.

There are people alive today who will tell you the moon is a hologram. Never respect human intelligence more than you have to.

I used to think this was normal. Few years ago I moved to England and have not once been carded. I don’t even have local ID outside of my UK passport. People even remark how young I look for my age and still nothing.

Friesengard

I can’t say I’m surprised

…But my relief is profound

Forgot “fly in the armed forces”

Grandpa orca trying to amuse a baby

This guy is really annoying when you first fight him

What is this Star Trek incantation shit

The uhhhhhhhhhhhh

If not me, who? If not now, when?

Gwar - Immortal Corrupter

All those “dragon types” charts you see call this a drake. I don’t really get that because drakes are ducks.

Don’t worry, I won’t tattle you out to @track_shovel@slrpnk.net

I’ve begun assuming any culture war rage bait bullshit is just Russian troll farms or their copycats. They poisoned the well on purpose, so I’ve decided to let them drink it instead. It isn’t always going to be accurate, but it’s great for my mental health.

So that’s what’s the matter with me

Omw to add too much butter and sugar and a little cornstarch to recreate the levain style cookie