Later, the bartender collected their Nobel prize for observing and writing about a meson that stayed stable for the duration of a short conversation

Yikes. This makes me think of people who have hurt me

Oh no. No no no no no. I stopped having nightmares about this little fucker years ago. You can’t make me go back!!

I had to be at the mag lab in Tallahassee semi regularly during my undergrad, where they would demonstrate the magnetic levitation of a frog from time to time. The place had systems with cryo pressure high enough to turn an improperly sealed hatch into a very deadly projectile for anybody unlucky enough to be in the same room

OP you have to be my favorite username to see on lemmy when I’m looking for a good entertaining post. Keep up the quality memes!

I quit a physics phd path just under a decade ago because my experimental results were turning up negative and the uni I was at pushed me to doctor my results so we would keep getting funded. I also wonder about this

I thought there was a rule about just adding every new plant species to brassica

F.D.C. Williard finally has some competition

If I’m ever staring at math, I’m absolutely not processing visual information while doing so. It’s more that like, I’m staring off into space and thinking and “math on a whiteboard” just happens to be the last thing I was looking at and my face is still pointed that way

WE DONT BELIEVE IN KUTTING ANY RUNGES IN THIS HOUSE. YOURE GROUNDED UNTIL YOU PROVE OR DISPROVE THE EQUIVALENCE BETWEEN THESE TWO KNOTS!!

I saw the who would win meme format with a centrifuge on the left and I was totally expecting a stuxnet joke