I reckon it was a mango

Her: I’m a virgin

My penis:

I really wish they’d bring nickleback

Hey come on now that’s not fair, at least the games are way more expensive and you have a fraction of the selection to choose from

A

Is there a joke I’m missing? What does a leatherback turtle mouth have to do with a penguin?

Craaab people, craaaab people, walk like people act like logic gate

All those people saying “when am I ever going to use mathematics in the real world” in utter shambles rn

Godot