Top tier title OP 👌

recharge my battery

*buttery

Oh wait that’s already a word. Hang on is that why eels are slippery?

Anywhere but the south tip of florida apparently

99.999 recurring % lol

…that’s either a one-in-a-million chance or a VERY common allergy

Or anywhere in between

I have “nothing to hide” but I STILL like privacy tyvm. Hence I’ll shit in public with the stall door closed, and not disclose my wank schedule on Facebook

This wouldn’t work because the moon is more than 300k km away :P

A perfectly rigid object would be usable as a tool of FTL communication

Would it though? I feel like the theoretical limit is still c

First births yes, but what about average age? Our ancestors may have been second born, third born, eighth born etc

As far as I’m concerned, it’s all just varying levels of physics. Strings vibrate, atoms bounce around, molecules interact, substances react, cells form, organs grow, and consciousness emerges. It’s just one long spectrum with a fuzzy and somewhat arbitrary cut-off point to where we determine it life

Physics becomes chemistry becomes biology

So you’ve made this comment before, which makes me think the one you’ve made here is satirical/sarcastic, or otherwise misjudged. Can you expand on this?

That guy needs executing

…get as much sleep as I humanly can, try to feed myself healthier food (and more regularly), develop my hobbies (mini painting, playing the bass, sketching, writing), re-establish a semblance of a social life by exploring the city and its options, spending more time with friends… Pretty much just living life.

That’s not nothing!

I always get the impression the average user is a millennial

Top tier title OP

Anyone else find it weird how articles often tend to add the parental status of the subject in the title?

I can’t believe that took 600 years to carve