Apple’s transparency reports are interesting to look at, though I think the last update was June 2024.

Here’s the latest update for the US.

Nah, it would never happen.

We would end up with comprehensive gun control reform before we ran out of our precious billionaires.

In only the most playful and harmless spirit of sarcasm, it kinda reads like, “you are immortal if you make choices which do not kill you”.

And as an extension, “if you choose to survive long enough, that will eventually kill you, as well”.

It sounds like a complicated way of describing an instinctively non-suicidal existence.

When something like a hat may actually cost you an arm and a leg.

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He’s like an X-Men hero designed to find Ant-Man when he gets stuck between couch cushions or something.

Eating? No, of course not.

Look at this as the bat-world’s equivalent of that that Piper Perri meme.

Hello, Covid-24!

That thumbnail looks like a really well-modded FallOut 4.

I feel like the Mystery Machine became a requirement after Venkman exploded too many real estate developers.

Dinosaur Jr

This reminds me of that Chinese law about being personally responsible for all medical debts of a person you run over—incentivizing killing the person, rather than injuring them.