Too many crawdads are not a problem as long as you got a pot of boiling water

I’m going to have to learn German for the memes

I’m surprised she hasn’t gotten her ass kicked yet honestly

One small pellet of rat poison per day

This meme made me make more alarms

But they are erotic

Gotta say that’s pretty fuckin metal

The Great Brown Eye

This is one you’re going to have to explain to HR after you say it a few too many times if the office

Don’t worry you are nothing like the picture.

The cat is cute.

I lift my cats for my own reasons

Let’s cyber bully it

You just have to know how to counter the bad luck. The best way to counter a broken condom’s bad luck is lots and lots of drinking by the mother.

No wishes

We don’t Grant wishes

I’ve never seen anything like that in my life

You don’t eat a deer you hit with your car

Three times

Please

His A is thicc