All the people up voting this just don’t get it.

That sounds ridiculous. It 2024, I’m pretty sure programmers just use voice input and say the ones and zeros instead of sitting there and doing all that typing. Still not sure why they have to wear black hoodies though.

Fuck it’s hard to keep up with modern medicine. Here I am like a fool still drinking bleach.

If you drink enough moonshine shes passable.

In what world is an oatmeal raisin cookie ever justiable when chocolate chips exist? Throat collapsing allergic reactions I guess maybe, but all other excuses are invalid.

Yeah but boy we’ve sure managed to make them suck even harder over the past 10yrs