The solution is obviously creating dire sloths

“I’m an accountant and I use a calculator, so all artists should have to use photoshop.”

Play Decimate Drive

My fiancee learned about that poop knife one in her archaeology class last year

In Fantasy Axis and Allies news, Germany’s election to join the Axis this time around is not expected to have a significant scoring impact, unlike the Brexit Shakeup of 2016. Instead, while many players correctly anticipated America’s most recent fascist power play, few gambled on a parallel humanist shift from the former Axis MVP. The sentiment of those surveyed can be summarized as, “Well, yeah, it’s Germany, what did you expect?”

That’s the republican playbook. Do everything you can to destroy the government, and then point at the rotting corpse that’s left as evidence that government doesn’t work

Forget ponds, I prefer a coastal ecosystem in the upper coastal intertidal zone between land and open saltwater or brackish water that is regularly flooded by the tides.

Cytoverse too

Now that’s boldly going

…the difference was determined to be insignificant…

These findings suggest that being elected the President of the United States may be a viable strategy for mitigating cognitive decline among older adults.

That feels like a bit of a jump

I hate crowd work. Getting called on while on a night out is my worst nightmare

hunger is “fundamental to the working of the world’s economy”

I mean, he’s probably right, but that means we should work to change the system, not throw more orphans into the crushing machine

The sun is actually a sad FAILED star! SMALL! When you look at the stars I look at Big stars strong stars. The sun is Nothing! Crooked Mercury props it up! That’s why Mercury lops so bad now. Sad. The other stars they want toake our sun into one of those shithole stars. BLACK HOLES!! Not me though I love the Sun ask anyone. No one can take care of the sun like me. We’re practically the same color

Not quite as catchy as the original

Why did you think warlocks are like that?

Sun’s bad then too. Don’t want them Voyage Homeing their way into the past

I usually can’t tell what’s going on in ultrasound photos. This seems much more effective at proving there’s a baby in there

Can’t believe the woke mob is coming for Pinocchio /s

We ate them 😔

Where I live, we have a chain called Cottage Inn, that started on city over. They’re my choice pretty much every time. They’re open late for delivery, and make better pizza than the big chains 100% of the time, plus, since the mega-corps have increased their prices so much over the last couple years, Cottage Inn is basically the same price as well