I got a stroke from just watching it. That’s insane!

I’m actually impressed and happy for you. Good job! I’m looking forward to the pictures. Takr them during daytime and right lighting. Dimmed light / nighttime would be cheating 😜

Neat!

You’re screwed, dude. That’s nothing you can easily fix. Most tips in this threat require you to do the whole room, as just fixing this one spot will most likely be pretty obvious.

Next time, try to use something broader and softer than a sheet of paper to dampen your couch’s feet - especially on wooden floor.

Signal

It’s the worst when you talk about a series you “acquired” and they ask you: “Cool! Where did you watch it? Is it on Netflix?”

Why not just get the newest one?

Over is the only acceptable way!

I can still hear the jumping sounds in my head! Thanks for the memory!

Send newts!

Congratulations you’re old and start nagging about the younger generation.

Go schedule your first colonoscopy ;)