Fuck Israel

You should watch “My Name is Earl”.

A local radio DJ said once that if he’s feeling fancy he says “Da Ta” like “ta-da!” Cracked me up way more that it should have.

Sit up straight. Breath in as much as you can. Then a little bit more. Hold as long as you can. Let it out slowly.

Works every time for me.

My sudoko app has a daily challenge.

Is that a Wheaten? We have a Wheaten, Will FD…

I just hope it doesn’t need some kind of crazy power supply, but that’s what I want. Any kind of food or drink whenever you like.

Can I make a replicator?

Nightmare on Elm Street. Don’t think I was quite 10 yet.

Hi, Avocado!

Let as many back as possible before shooting again?

All pro athletes are younger than me. Except maybe a hockey player or two.

It’s a trap!

Good citizen.

The chiefs fumbled, and that guy thought he should have been in, so they wouldn’t have lost the ball. I believe that he is screaming, “just leave me in the game” like every play.

Why it’s tolerated, not sure.

I was looking for a spot to watch my brother go by in his first Ironman while he was dieing at the hospital.

I see memes like this and think…I do fit in here

Hurry! Bite my face and pull me up!