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I don’t even know what you put chives in. I think I had them in scrambled eggs like once?

I’ve been enjoying Skeleton Crew as it releases.

The only right answer

We need Year of Luigi 2 right fucking now

I was gonna make a joke about how it’s not gonna come out until 2077 but I couldn’t make it work.

Still don’t know why they thought this was a good idea.

At least it makes for good memes now.

Well, I guess it was a good idea because it led to memes, which in turn act as free promotion…

In the words of Lady Tremaine,

“I said if…”

Sorry man nothing in the constitution says you can’t run for president on life support /s

He’s already “joking” about a 3rd term.

Thing is, this clown doesn’t joke.

Dark Brandon Forever

Not to mention your turkey will probably fucking dissolve

They know, that’s the point.

Yes

As an American in college right now I also hope the EU takes an interest

I’m willing to get this will increase the amount of actual ethnic slurs.

I don’t make banana bread very often because I make a damn good banana bread from a recipe my mother showed me (that I’m certain she got online) and I have absolutely zero self control, so the entire load will be gone in two to three days.

I once wrote a short paper for a high school science class about MKUltra and the Holmsburg Prison Experiments. Nothing quite like heading a supposed man of science refer to a bunch of humans like they are cattle.

Looking back I provided absolutely zero context to that statement lol.

Their shirts. Men’s button-up shirts, especially if they were white, would always have a big brown stain on inside collar where the shirt would rub up on the back of your neck. Those went in the trash.