Accidentally squashes all future animals

All hail the Morrowind Kwama Forager

To make an apple pie you gotta first create the universe. Def a stoner thought lol

It’s all vibes man

Accidentally beautiful

“Humans did their job. Time to finish them.”

This needs to be turned against him. Obviously through the courts would be ideal. But at least in terms of the media juxtaposing his emergency declarations with his golfing.

Bunch of unpatriotic freeloading trees and animals. About time we have a president that puts them in their place. They’re ripping us off!

B Yes

D Bugs

S Are

M Cool

Too woke. Cut the funding.

Geodes crystallizing for an infinite amount of time will eventually want cookies

“Racist people use DEI as an excuse to be racist therefore DEI is bad.”

Night of truffles will be the parody version

Everyone knows the sun’s core makes vitamin D