Please do share it - that would be an absolutely hilarious bit
A couple more things about “bad” Soviet apartments:
Yes, there were queues, and you could be waiting for years to get an apartment, I would still prefer the Soviet approach 100 times over.
The majority of Republikans are liberals too. In the classical sense of the word. Calling chuds “liberals” melts that place of theirs where the brain is usually supposed to be.
oof :D